Arizona Secretary of State Jan Brewer has announced that Richard Grayson has qualified as a write-in candidate for the September 2 Republican primary in the state's Fourth Congressional District.
Mr. Grayson, previously an Apache Junction Democrat, recently switched his party affiliation to the GOP following an unfortunate charreada accident in which he was kicked in the head by a steer.
His campaign platform includes these three major planks:
1. Endless war;
2. More tax cuts for millionaires; and
3. Deporting everyone with a funny name.
No wonder Phoenix Republicans are celebrating.
